Unfortunately, that ended soon after I arrived at the offices of Luddite, Crapstone& Fuchs, and my secretary is solely to blame. ?Good morning, Cashtushy,? I said cheerfully as I handed her my hat and coat. ?Weather reports say it's going to be a ... I'm inviting you to spend the weekend on a yacht, and you'd rather vacation with some foreigner who owns a jet ski?? ?Honestly? He could own nothing and I'd rather go out with him than you.? I have to admit that stung. ...
